He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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