let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
