Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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