Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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