they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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