the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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