Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
