No stitches, just platelets and will power
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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