i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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