He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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