Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
false alarm. still invincible.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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