Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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