Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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