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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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