Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
