and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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