You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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