People in love make me want to vomit
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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