His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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