Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Randomize
