The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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