Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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