physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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