she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
you never un-have a 4some
Dicks are not precious.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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