trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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