The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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