We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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