i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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