so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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