We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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