I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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