I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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