I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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