Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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