when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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