Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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