Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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