Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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