My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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