we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
