I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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