Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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