Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
found the other keg... it's in the tree
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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