So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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