she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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