They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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