My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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