This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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