I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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