That's when you crack a 10am beer
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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