No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just found puke in my bra..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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