just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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