Soap is not a condiment
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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