She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
