My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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