I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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